Wow, women are sort of useless, aren’t they? The media twats who sculpt the gloriously vacuous landscape of the ad world certainly want us to think so. I had always thought we ladies were reasonably hardy creatures but, evidently, I am wrong. As it turns out, even basic bodily functions throw up a mishap-strewn minefield.
A lesser known ill advertises its ominous presence on the backs of doors in public loos, and is by far the scariest arse-related mishap. Oh yes, it’s those ads for ‘stool softening’ drugs. Seriously girls, what’s the deal with this? Does anyone out there really need this stuff? Why are you all so crap at crapping?
It would appear that slipping in some vegetable matter amongst the non-fat non-food nonsense is not sufficient. This is why the men think we are feeble. Maybe they think we get confused by all these faecal-themed ads and literally end up putting foodstuffs into our handbags instead of our mouths. Even if you’ve also stuffed a teeny tiny fake dog in there, it’s still sad and wrong wrong wrong. Let’s live and learn.